So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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