let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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