I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
