do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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