I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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