We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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