I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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