Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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