I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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