It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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