I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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