He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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