I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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