As shirtless as possible
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
