And to think..we used to do everything sober...
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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