we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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