Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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