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I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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