And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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