were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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