Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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