It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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