Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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