Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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