Quick, to the slutcave!
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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