He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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