Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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