I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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