what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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