So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
