his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
