Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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