No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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