I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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