i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm at about main and main street
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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