my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Randomize
