make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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