I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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