Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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