All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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