id be glad to
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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