I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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