Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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