Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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