and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Boobs are out for the taking
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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