Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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