i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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