im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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