forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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