I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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